Doctor Who TARDIS Stocking with Sound

There’s one problem with our traditional holiday stocking. It’s too dang small. Once we get all the traditional gold coins and the candy canes and the Whitman’s Sampler in there, there’s no room left for stocking stuffers. Sure, we could get a bigger stocking, but that just looks greedy. And Santa doesn’t like a greedy kid.
That’s where this Doctor Who TARDIS Stocking with Sound comes in handy. You see, it’s bigger on the inside. And it’s a exclusive, so if you need that extra capacity, better act on it now. There’s a sound box in the cuff which vworps when you press it – so Santa had better be careful when he puts things into it, lest he let it get away.