The wastelands are not exactly a scenic vacation resort. There is a lot out there that you’ll end up running from, and you don’t want to end up sweaty and gross all the time. That’s why having a safe Vault-Tec vault to come home to at the end of a long day of foraging is so refreshing. You can take a long shower and just relax and let the stress and the rads wash away.
And while you’re sudsing up, you can consider your next Perk with this Fallout Shower Curtain, a ThinkGeek exclusive. Based on Bethesda’s Full Perk Poster, it lets you dream of the day when you’ll be taking Intimidation or Four Leaf Clover. Because running from a pack of Super Mutants is bad enough, but being stinky while doing it? That’s just torture.