Wait a second. We thought you said, “Expecto Pan-tronum.” Expecto Pa-tronum? Oh, well, yeah, that’s different. Summon your fancy platypus or kangaroo or whatever. Good luck with that. We’re just saying it ain’t going to be as useful as summoning a good pair of pants. Especially if you’re hoping to leave the house.
Show off your wizarding skills with these black lounge pants with stag’s horns and the words “Expecto Patronum” printed on the left leg. The design glows in the dark, ’cause that’s where Dementors are and when you’re going to want to remember these words. See, we’re looking out for you.