Harry Potter Platform 9 3/4 Hogwarts Express Sign
Everyone has that one guest at the party who has always has too much to drink. This year, if the conversation over butterbeer turns to who voted for whom or if Star Wars is better than Star Trek or if JJ Abrams ruined our childhoods, show your guests this new sign:
“Look everyone! I had a special portal to Platform 9 3/4 installed last week! If you run straight at it, you can be at Hogwarts by midnight!”
The most sloshed of your guests will be out like a light in under five minutes, and the rest of your party will go quite smoothly! Especially if you look pointedly at someone who’s acting up and then the sign.