Pickle Rick: Uh, here’s something that’s never happened before: I’m a pickle. I’m Pickle Rick!
Morty: Are you going to, I mean, you know, is this the first part of some magic trick?
Pickle Rick: I don’t do magic, Morty, I do science. One takes brains, the other takes dark eyeliner.
Morty: Well, can you move? Can you fly?
Pickle Rick: I wouldn’t be much of a pickle if I could.
Morty: All right, well, do pickles live forever or –
Pickle Rick: Morty, stop digging for hidden layers and just be impressed. I’m a pickle.
– “Pickle Rick”
We all have things we don’t want to do, right? It’s high time you turned yourself into Pickle Rick to get out of attending awkward family therapy or going to stupid class or having to run boring errands. Pack this Pickle Rick sleeping bag and take off for another dimension – one in which you sleep. A lot.
It’s not just a sleeping bag. It’s also a great costume. No, you can’t move in, but then that’s kind of the point when you’re a pickle. Just make sure you have somebody around to help you change back. Maybe not so much with a random syringe as with the double zippers.