Rick and Morty Sunshade

We can’t promise this sunshade will keep you safe. It will protect you and the inside of your vehicle from UV rays, but it ain’t going to cut humans that approach the car into bite-sized chunks. Which is good, we think. Unless you’re in a version of Earth with giant telepathic spiders. In which case, get out of the ship and get yourself some of the best ice cream in the multiverse!