Don’t call it a comeback
I been here for years
With my pointy ears and havin no fear
Cryin no tears (well, some) like a Farr – Pon
Listen to the Kirk go KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Despite my detachment, I’m glowerin
Romulans stop, when I drop these lyrics that’ll make you gimme props
Evil chin hair, I can disprove
Don’t ever compare
Me to the rest that’ll all be sliced by a plot device
My mind meld’s also real nice
I’m gonna Spock you out.
Mama said Spock you out.
So you don’t HAVE to listen to LL Cool J while wearing these, but we’re just sayin’. Maybe use these Spock-ear earbuds to jam to some Vulcan lute or take a call. Or perhaps their inspiration will help you tap into some of that Vulcan cool when you’re on the phone with your cable company (if you still have one of those… ours brings us the Interwebs). They come with 3 sizes of silicone eartips, and you can use them for 4-5 hours on a single charge (depending on the volume). We’re going to wear ours when we go running, because watching people do a double-take is fun.